Really, guys? I’m back for ten minutes and we’re already fighting space aliens?
Steve just spends this entire movie unimpressed with EVERYTHING
#as much as I love steve being impressed like vaccinations! #smallpox is gone! #washing machines! #the future is wonderful! #I also want him to kinda be like #oh so it doesn’t fold the clothes for you? #I still gotta iron this myself? #Howard promised flying cars 70 years ago #Where’re the robots #unimpressed by the future tbh (via kehinki)
When your roommate uses a Lady Gaga song as an alarm clock
Men’s Rights Activists.
OH MY GOD THIS IS A PERFECT REPRESENTATION
Jewelry for fidgeters. Love it.
This is necessary for someone like me, who silently destroys napkins and beer bottle labels with my nervous hands during the most casual of friendly conversations.
(Source: , via nicoletteinwonderland)
#hashtag? I prefer #hashbrown
ooooh shit! she didn’t even have time to flinch…!
idk what that is but i want to learn it
faked a roundhouse to the body, finished to the head…good joint mobility! Her thigh doesn’t even move …that was all knee movement.
Question Mark Kick, Brazilian Kick. Whatever you want to call it. I use to do it too.
why does santa get more things for rich kids
you are in a dark ally and this is chasing you
being a human is so weird
After a lot of rain here in FL these baby frogs appeared. They eerily all faced the same direction.
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